WTF? That's pretty much the wort name for a store in the world, plus just about everything they have you can get $4 cheaper at Hobby Lobby. But who would name a store that? First it's super specific then it's ultra general. What if I had a pet store and I called it "Box Turtles and Stuff"? The only real reason I could pull it off is because I'm just that cool.
But I'm just contemplating bad store names right now. What about "Safeways"? Are you really safer there than at King Soopers? Who is this Sooper dude anyway? But "Safeways" what's their slogan? "We guarantee that you won't get mugged in our store, because we care...and because you'll get free groceries if you do!" Wow, that guy broke both my arms and stole my money, you're hella right I get free groceries. I'll get it all in apple sauce, cause that's the only "food" that you can eat with a straw.
What's Smoker Friendly? All the clerks that work there, even though I've only seen them from the car window all look like they could and more than likely have survived in prison. Also, I don't get what's even remotely friendly about the business. "You're like putty in our hands my nicotine requiring 'friend'" Maybe it's like friend, in that evil, gonna kill you, "let's have a talk friend" way. What's their slogan? "Giving Cancer institutes business for over 30 years."? "Keeping America weezing for air for over 3 decades"?
Hmmm...I don't know, think of some more if you can.
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